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Stephen Colbert gives Les Moonves (his boss) a push beyond the door

Stephen Colbert gives Les Moonves (his boss) a push beyond the door

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Stephen Colbert offered a beautiful release to Les Moonves, the CBS chief who was forced out after the new allegations of sexual harassment emerged.CreditCreditCBS

Colbert quoted the New Yorker article as he mocked Moonves.

"A TV executive says she went into the Moonves office to discuss a job, and said she would have a glass of wine, left briefly, and when she came back, she said, she was not wearing pants – and it was excited … Wow, this is an awesome way to open a bottle of wine. "- STEPHEN COLBERT

Trevor Noah announced President Barack Obama's return to the electoral campaign. He is excited to see Obama and President Trump engage in a war of words in the coming weeks.

"It's onnnn! President Obama against President Trump .The leader against the tweeter." Yes, we can "against too much tan!" – " TREVOR NOAH

Colbert said he was happy to see Obama again, but he would have to recover from a sense of abandonment.

"Where have you been? You said you were going out for cigarettes! The guy you left us with had us photographed while he was spanking!" – STEPHEN COLBERT, huddled on the ground and referring to an unpleasant detail in the story of Stephanie Clifford of his alleged relationship with Trump

Punchiest Punchlines (Musk Edition)

"How do you know if Elon Musk is tall? Because even when he's sober it's like," Do you know what we should do? We should go to Mars. "-" TREVOR NOAH, responding to relationships that Elon Musk smoked marijuana in a late night webcast

"I heard of a college student in Canada who had e-mailed everyone to his school named Nicole, Nikki, Nicolette and Nic trying to find the woman he had met in a bar. like, & # 39; Phew, thank God I gave him a false name, he sounds a little crazy. & # 39; "- JIMMY FALLON

The bits that are worth watching

Seth Meyers dived in the revelations of Bob Woodward's new book, "Fear," and the White House response.

Jimmy Kimmel spoke with a woman and her family after she was videotaped giving birth to a moving car (she went online, of course). So Kimmel gave her a much-needed gift.

What we are excited about Tuesday night

The astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, a longtime friend of Colbert, will return to "The Late Show" on Tuesday.

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