A PAIR of Jews who walked around outside a PvdA meeting this week were the victims of an attack. I think this is a bit strange.
Yes, I sympathize with those who became homeless when Israel was created, but I never thought that I would set fire to Mr Bernstein's bagel shop. Because that would be stupid to do.
Rex characteristics Trump is an a ** e but I still feel like Taylor SwiftI do not hold much on how the Vatican dealt with pedophilia with industrial power, but that does not mean that I have to put my catholic girlfriend's clothing to pieces rip.
Putin is angry but I have Russian friends. Trump is an a ** e but I still feel like Taylor Swift. Assad is bad, but one of the nicest evenings I have ever spent was with Syrian people in Damascus.
This is what the PvdA does not understand. That in the past 60 years you have problems with the behavior of Israel and its intransigence now.
But that there is a world of difference between a state in the Middle East that has to fight for its survival, and Mr Gruber, the Jewish antiquarian in the Paddington stories.
AP: Associated Press That blames all Jews for Israel is like me Taylor is not thinking because of TrumpYou can not hurt him because of all the rocket attacks on the Gaza Strip if you can hurt me because of what an Englishman did on his plantation in Jamaica back in 1743.
People are people. Some are very nice and some are very terrible and Jewish or Catholic or English, has nothing to do with it. I could convert to Judaism.
It would mean cutting my foreskin and promising not to eat another bacon sandwich, so it will not happen. But if that were the case, would that make me a fair game for Corbyn's SS?
Probably. Because I was going to eat sandwiches with salt meat, they would get it in their head that I was clearly an Israeli army general. It's crazy. I mean, Cat Stevens is a Muslim. But that does not mean, every time he makes his way through Matthew And Son, he is about to explode.
Jewish demonstrators fell outside of the Pro-Corbyn & # 39; meeting & # 39; leaving a woman in the hospital after being kicked in the head & # 39;
You do not meet a Cambodian waiter and think: "Ah, you're in the Khmer Rouge", any more than you think when you meet an Argentinian that he should be a throw-idiot – actually, remember, I think so. But I know I'm wrong.
Some Argies are great. They must be. It's just that I have not met there yet.
But whatever, somebody told me last week that the PvdA will win the next general election, and I am genuinely shocked by that, even though Corbyn is not a really terrible piece of work – and he is – his accomplices are not just amusing Pride and commies. They are absolutely bloody dangerous.
I hope they are okay. EVERYONE has heard something from the royal family recently.
Every day I open the newspaper and there is nothing.
I really hope they are okay.
The driving ban must be 80
FOLLOWING three separate and serious accidents on the M40 this week, we all know what comes next.
SWNS: South West News Service Drivers older than 80 should be excluded from driving. A lot of high-quality nasal voice from the fans of the speed cameras, that jump up and down and weep with organic bottom juice in their cups.
And nobody will have the guts to explain that the most serious crashes have been caused because a dithery eighty-year-old chose to drive his car and caravan in the wrong way.
And the only way to prevent accidents like this is to say to the elderly: "We do not care how competent and fit you are and we do not care how much you need to find a car. can not have a license once you are over 80. The end. "
Time to cycle away
DRIVERS are urged to open their car door with their left hand, causing the body to turn and it is therefore easier to check that no bikes are coming.
Getty – Participant Cyclists must accept that roads are for cards. Health and safety people say that cyclists who slammed into just opened car doors are becoming a serious problem. Many, apparently, have contracted bruises and scrapes and hurty knees.
Of course there is another idea. Cyclists have to drive slower when they pass a car and get a wide berth.
Or better yet, accept that roads are for cars and leave the toys for children at home.
Armpit hair and bad hats
IT is now almost certain that enough gas is trapped in the rocks below Northern England to keep Britain warm for 400 years. This is cheap, clean energy and it means that we are not dependent on an offer from Russia. So, of course, 40 protesters turned this week at the drilling site to express their idiotic opinions while showing their armpit hair and bathing caps.
Remove the target from the target
THE men who appeared in a video this week, shooting a bull elephant in Namibia, have defended themselves.
Reuters Although it may be necessary to kill the strange elephant, the work can be given to someone who knows what he is doing. They say that hunting brings the much-needed income to what is a poor area, that only two hunting licenses are issued each year and that it is occasionally necessary to have a small amount of bulls. It all sounds very reasonable.
But the fact is that they had the marksmanship of Stevie Wonder. They pumped bullets into the poor animal and did not drop for an age. You see more clean murders than those in the basement of a Mexican drug lord.
And why not take the photo if the animal stands alone? Why would you take it when the animal is with his friends, all of whom were clearly angry with the horrific spectacle?
So I'm sorry. Although it may be necessary to kill the strange elephant – although I can not work out for my life why – the work can be given to someone who knows what he is doing.
S-light issue of China city
RUSSIA has tried a few times to build a large mirror in the room that at night would reflect part of the sun's light to a city. That would mean that street lighting is no longer necessary.
They never succeeded, but because it sounds like a good idea, the Chinese have decided to give it a try.
The mirror they make will appear in the night sky as a bright star, but according to them it will just give enough light so that people can see where they are going. Brilliant. Except for a small problem.
The city where this heavenly torch will shine its light is Chengdu.
And a little research reveals that Chengdu is China's Manchester. It is foggy, cloudy or raining 300 days a year.
Big bonus for Brucie
I wondered why Bruce Springsteen decided to expand his Broadway show.
2016 Photonoticias Brucie earns a lot of money on his old age. I mean, he's almost 70, so why would you climb the stage every night to tell the same old stories and sing the same old songs? Then I discovered that tickets for the show cost $ 900 (£ 690). So in the theater he uses, with a capacity of 975, this means that the show costs $ 877,000 (£ 672,496) A NIGHT.
Children have better things to do
TWITTER said this week that the number of people between 16 and 25 who use their services has now decreased. . . drum roll. . . zero. Yes that's right. No one younger than 25 tweets anymore.
This may have something to do with the fact that everyone who regularly uses this form of social media is a nasty fool or a crazy fool.
And that if you ever go there to say that you love the Brexit, or if you think the NHS is poorly run, you are invited to move up a scaffolding pole by bad-tempered, left-wing half-brothers.
Children clearly have better things to do with their time.
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